I swear this is the last one
Jesus…
Man, I needed that laugh
omg i just had to
(Source: oestranhomundodek, via ooky-spooky-meow-meow)
I hate everyone today. Everywhere.
The universe was created with a big bang right?It will end with an even bigger bang caused by all egos combusting simultaneously.
(via criminalwisdom)
Causes of death include but are not limited to: pushed down a cliff, suffocated, vaporized by weapons, killed by various aliens, poisoned by exotic plant thorns, struck by lightning, stepped on an exploding rock, beaten by sticks, loss of erythrocytes, turned into a cuboctehedron and then crushed, beamed into open space, and rapid cellular decay.
Don’t ever tell your child their opinions don’t matter as much as they think they do. It’s mean.
That’s like hearing,
“you’re not as pretty as you think you are”
“you’re not as smart as you think you are”
“you’re not as important as you think you are”
“you don’t matter as much as you think you do”
It hurts and apparently causes lasting damage to your child’s confidence and self-esteem.