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I am a man trapped inside a woman, trapped inside a man, trapped inside a woman, trapped inside a slightly more masculine woman, trapped inside a man TRANSCEPTION

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#transception  #TW:  #i'm high as hell 
Stil not used to it! #soblonde #feelslikeawig

Stil not used to it! #soblonde #feelslikeawig

— 2 months ago
#soblonde  #feelslikeawig 
#foodporn #datassdo

#foodporn #datassdo

— 2 months ago
#datassdo  #foodporn 

If I insisted people use trigger warnings for me IRL, they would look at me like I’m insane. Because it is insane. Everyone has triggers, everyone has something that reminds them of something bad or unpleasant. The thought that you can close yourself off to everything that could possibly upset you is ridiculous. Just stop.

— 3 months ago
#TW: logic 
"I don’t give a shit about grand gestures or flowers at my door, I just want your teeth across my neck and my lips pressed to the small of your back, I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
— 3 months ago with 588314 notes

Ugh. I can’t even use this site anymore.

— 3 months ago

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via admiralbooty-deactivated2014052)

— 3 months ago with 283481 notes
This is so freakin good #omg #gatorade #bestever #icanteven

This is so freakin good #omg #gatorade #bestever #icanteven

— 3 months ago
#bestever  #omg  #gatorade  #icanteven 

thefortressofscience:

waiting4codot:

bluedogeyes:

A regular day in TUMBLR (original gifs from nitehawkcinema)

Yes. Yes.

Accurate. 

(via omnipotentix)

— 3 months ago with 70387 notes
rawcicada:

flamingpizzatits:

Literally buying this when I get home

i want to make clothes for people with urls like flamingpizzatits

rawcicada:

flamingpizzatits:

Literally buying this when I get home

i want to make clothes for people with urls like flamingpizzatits

(via crustpunkslamdunk)

— 4 months ago with 95 notes
thebrainscoop:

shadowskittle:

Timelapse for the two-faced calfs skull being cleaned by the beetles.
I just thought it was the coolest thing ever so I tried to make a gif.
(x)

nom noM NOM NOM NOM 

thebrainscoop:

shadowskittle:

Timelapse for the two-faced calfs skull being cleaned by the beetles.

I just thought it was the coolest thing ever so I tried to make a gif.

(x)

nom noM NOM NOM NOM 

(via insectlove)

— 4 months ago with 10836 notes
pleaseandaitah:

adriofthedead:

sknnyasfckkk:

from-fatass-to-hourglass:

One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.”
And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite fruits. And I’ll tell her, “Now, what’s more important? The way the fruit looks, or the way the fruit tastes?” And she’ll say, “Well, I guess the way they taste is more important.” And I’ll say, “That’s right. It doesn’t matter what size you are or how you look on the outside, as long as you’re sweet and delicious on the inside. Because you can be the prettiest looking apple in the whole store, but if you’re rotten on the inside then they will just spit you out.”

^ that’s a very good analogy

so remember kids
no matter what you look like on the outside
someone is still going to eat you

Out

pleaseandaitah:

adriofthedead:

sknnyasfckkk:

from-fatass-to-hourglass:

One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.”

And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite fruits. And I’ll tell her, “Now, what’s more important? The way the fruit looks, or the way the fruit tastes?” And she’ll say, “Well, I guess the way they taste is more important.” And I’ll say, “That’s right. It doesn’t matter what size you are or how you look on the outside, as long as you’re sweet and delicious on the inside. Because you can be the prettiest looking apple in the whole store, but if you’re rotten on the inside then they will just spit you out.”

^ that’s a very good analogy

so remember kids

no matter what you look like on the outside

someone is still going to eat you

Out

(Source: healthy-food, via admiralbooty-deactivated2014052)

— 4 months ago with 141247 notes