AMA   Magnificently And Genuinely Goofy In Excess - Stubborn, Taciturn, Abrasive, Recondite, Killer Style. I love words and music and I probably like you too, I just don't know it yet.
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lithiumvision:

xdesecrate-thru-purityx:

takemysoulaway333:

sra-foreveralone:

I swear this is the last one

Jesus…

Man, I needed that laugh

omg i just had to

(Source: oestranhomundodek, via ooky-spooky-meow-meow)

— 16 hours ago with 58866 notes
lickypickystickyme:

I hate everyone today. Everywhere.The universe was created with a big bang right?
It will end with an even bigger bang caused by all egos combusting simultaneously.

lickypickystickyme:

I hate everyone today. Everywhere.
The universe was created with a big bang right?

It will end with an even bigger bang caused by all egos combusting simultaneously.

— 19 hours ago with 404 notes
#seems legit 
Next up…

Next up…

— 1 day ago
"We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; and quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns."
Tom Waits (via kadrey)

(via criminalwisdom)

— 2 days ago with 487 notes

scienceetfiction:

orcses:

Causes of death include but are not limited to: pushed down a cliff, suffocated, vaporized by weapons, killed by various aliens, poisoned by exotic plant thorns, struck by lightning, stepped on an exploding rock, beaten by sticks, loss of erythrocytes, turned into a cuboctehedron and then crushed, beamed into open space, and rapid cellular decay.

Chris Hadfield...

— 2 days ago with 1255 notes
Parental advice:

Don’t ever tell your child their opinions don’t matter as much as they think they do. It’s mean.

That’s like hearing,

“you’re not as pretty as you think you are”

“you’re not as smart as you think you are”

“you’re not as important as you think you are”

“you don’t matter as much as you think you do”

It hurts and apparently causes lasting damage to your child’s confidence and self-esteem.

— 2 days ago
#thanks mom  #life lessons  #don't be a dick